DONT Drink and Dial!!

Drunk caller me Is geenette there? (I have no idea what name he really said…it sounded like that though) Who? geenette sorry you have the wrong number Is Geenette there? no one lives here by that name What’s your dad’s name? I’m actually the mother in this household. What’s your husband’s name? Brent Brent….Brent… Can… Continue reading DONT Drink and Dial!!

Vlog Vlog Vlog

Yes folks, it’s time for another episode of my vlogging.  You’re excited right??  I am.  Mostly because this time I kicked butt!!  I figured out how the new imovie worked and I totally kicked it’s butt and added all these cool effects, you’re so going to be amazed by my amazingness. What’s wicked awesome about… Continue reading Vlog Vlog Vlog

The Best Tub Cleaner

is already siting in your tub…I kid you not.  I discovered it the other day! Lets start from the beginning shall we? Those of you that have been to my house have most likely seen the atrociousness that is my bathtub.  It kind of made me a tad faint the day we first looked at… Continue reading The Best Tub Cleaner

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FINALLY!

Ahhhh what a busy day, just getting to blogging now…gosh am I too late??  I’m feeling that way. Last night we had a family meeting put on by Silas’ Behavior Consultant and it went really well…aside from my chilren flipping out numerous times throughout.  AHH.  Anyway, we learned a lot about autism and how autism… Continue reading FINALLY!

It Hurts It Hurts!!

Sweet sweet nap time.  Glorious. So I’ve been in a bit of pain lately that I’ve been blaming on my sciatic nerve.  I started really thinking about it the other day and realized that the pain isn’t from that at all.  At least I don’t think so because it’s not hurting me in the usual… Continue reading It Hurts It Hurts!!

Blurps

Sitting here in a foggy haze….sooo sleeeeeepy. I miss my bed. Silas was a grouchy pants today and I wanted to stick him in the basement.  But I don’t have one. The table still has dishes from breakfast and lunch on it.  I should clean that up. I really want a doggy…but I’m scared. I’m… Continue reading Blurps

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Loosey Goosey Poopy Poopies

Brent is bold and I’m Italics. ” I just don’t get why they don’t have someone on the moon right now. why? Because they should have someone on the moon right now Do they usually have someone on the moon? They really should have someone there. Why would they need someone on the moon?? To… Continue reading Loosey Goosey Poopy Poopies

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Tumble Time

Let me begin by saying how glad I am that I started consuming All Bran Buds again.  Remember back in the day when I wrote an ode to All Bran Buds?  Ya I’m feeling the All Bran Bud afterglow right now and it feels gooood. So we went to go tumble about at the gymnastics… Continue reading Tumble Time

How to Potty Train Your Toddler

It seems like one of the most frustrating parts of parenting a toddler is potty training them.  I hear many facebook status updates from my friends who are growling about it. Potty training is tough but can be quickly achieved through these five simple principles: I have no clue. don’t ask me. I’m completely void… Continue reading How to Potty Train Your Toddler

Spead The Word To END The Word

“you retard” “that was so retarded” “I feel like such a retard” All phrases I’ve said, all phrases a lot of you have said.  I never thought twice about using that word, it’s a common term and everyone says it.  Until autism. Most people, when I correct them on the use of that word, tell… Continue reading Spead The Word To END The Word

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Just Call Me Domestic Goddess

I’m a little late blogging today because I didn’t let myself blog this afternoon until this: looked more like this: Laundry isn’t done but blame it on my slow arsed washing machine, not me.  It’s actually a fast washing machine…I just had a lot of laundry.  Shush. Note all my little notes on there?  I… Continue reading Just Call Me Domestic Goddess

Excuse Me While I Go Purge My Supper

I live in townhouses, it seems to me that people get more nosy when you live in a townhouse.  I have this one neighbour two doors down that I find to be particularly nosy.  Her child was the one who I removed my children from because him and two other boys were playing “shoot the… Continue reading Excuse Me While I Go Purge My Supper

New URL!!!

From now on you should start getting used to finding my blog by going to http://www.informalmatriarch.com/ Yes my friends, things are changing around here.  I’m changing hosts and giving my blog a make over and yes, it’s going to be good.  I’m also going to try and make the blog a little better, I’m pretty… Continue reading New URL!!!