My love, when I first saw you, you were on a commercial. I thought what they had to say about you couldn’t be as true as it sounded but you enticed me. When I saw you in the aisle in Costco I couldn’t say no, especially after I found you were peanut free. When I… Continue reading An Ode
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Massive, Mega Explosions!
So here’s what happens when you go to Costco and your child notices you buy raisins and you come home and he demands them and then demands you feed him All Bran Buds and then demands a few prunes. Massive, mega explosions! You see, he used to be able to eat such things, prunes and… Continue reading Massive, Mega Explosions!