I’m having writers block at the moment. I want to write a fantastic blog that will dazzle and impress. That makes you say “oh she’s so clever and funny”. One that makes you entire world view completely change and you’ll say “Thank you Leah, for you’ve made me a better person”.
I want to have you rolling on the floor in laughter and bawling with tears of emotion.
Perhaps it’ll get LOTS of comments (unlike the ONE from yesterday…even though I gave you sandy baby bums…MAN…tough crowd) and perhaps someone will call the news and they’ll interview me about my upcoming nobel prize.
Perhaps they’ll make a movie about me, just writing clever things all of the time. People enjoying my clever words.
Maybe the Queen will knight me.
Maybe I’ll get a blogger award.
But, I don’t have anything notable to talk about…other than Ikey said “banana” today…and yesterday he said “more” and that I’m really quite happy today.
Go now and show appreciation for those sandy baby bums and hunky man photos I gave to you. Silly readers.