Mother’s Day Shenanigens

"mommy it's to scare away the robbers from stealing our food." Mmmmmkay
Just thought I'd start off with a photo of my mom holding me after I sprung forth from her loins. It's my favourite photo.

 

I’m inside on a hot hot day, I’m alone without kids, my house is a mess, but I’m blogging.  Just for you.  Ya you.

I'm going to remind the brat that he actually said these things! Gunna make him sign the bottom.

I just found out a few minutes ago that my business idea that has stewed in my brains for like two years, well it has been approved for a very special loan program.  How terrifying is THAT?  Ideas are so nice and comfortable in my brains.  Putting them to work is a whole different thing.  Looks like I’m going to have to start actually WORKING.  I’m going to be in front of this computer a lot!  You all stay tuned because my amazing idea will make you rather excited!

Woot.

I had a very relaxing weekend.  My husband had to be gone Mother’s Day morning so he let me sleep in and do nothing on Saturday and then once he got home Sunday, he proceeded to continue to wait one me hand and foot.  Woot.  Flowers and a steak dinner made by him.  He rocked it.  It was very nice and relaxing and I was very impressed with his cooking!  I should make him do that more…now that I’m going to be a working woman and all…..

Mother’s day is always one of those days where I think your children feel there’s a difference to you.  They can sense your expectations are

"mommy it's to scare away the robbers from stealing our food." Mmmmmkay

different so they do CRAAAZZZYYYY things.  Like my neighbours toddler woke up for two hours in the night…I think he knew she would be sleeping in and wanted some time.  My kids woke me up at 6:30, Silas’ nose was gushing blood.  Then I tried to go back to bed but it was rather useless as Silas was tormenting his brother all morning.  I got up, saw that Isaac had been made into a canvas by Silas…with permanent marker no less, Silas whined for hours, he told me he didn’t love me and that he hates mothers day, I was PMSing AND there was no coffee in the house.  Thank goodness for green tea and my couch…I needed them both.

yum yum pigs bum

Like I said, though, Brentos made up for it.  He’s a good man.  I rather love him.  I’ll keep him for now.  See isn’t he easy on the eyes?

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