WHY do people take Midol? This stuff sucks. I’m sick and shaky from it, my whole body feels very odd and wrong. That’s what happens when you’re anti drugs and then you take them out of desperation…your body revolts. Midol is going in the garbage. Ibuprofin is my friend. I feel like I might vomit. Helps PMS my large-but-getting-nicely-toned bum bum. Doesn’t do a single good thing. Stop taking it. Pamprin has the exact same ingredients…so do the ones that say they help your mood, the exact same ingredients…how do people get away with that??
Speaking of PERIODS which I like to say LOUDLY to make people feel UNCOMFORTABLE ( like I did at Milestones that one time…people glared…remember guys?) Try organic tampons and pads. They’ll change your life, rock your world, make you say “wowee hokey dinah!”.
I’m in a mood. A not so good mood. A mood that makes me want to sleep or go like…break something. No apparent reason other that the evil side effects of disgusting drugs and…life I guess. I need my Mommy who’s coming here tomorrow so then I can have her. Mommy will you snuggle me tomorrow?? Grams and Grumps are coming too so then I can show Grumps my garden in real life and he can drool over the amazingness of my tomato plants and marvel and pine over the beauty.
Out of sheer curiosity over what the Hubub is about, I’ve bought A New Earth and am reading it with much interest. I think I’ll do the workshops on Oprah’s website too. Parts of the book make me wonder if this guy is the Anti-Christ lol. But he’s not…he teaches from the Bible but he’s an evolutionist and a seemingly universalist which is something I’ve been accused of being but I’m not. Aside from the religion part of it, which isn’t the point of the book, it’s really interesting.
Silas, oh Silas. I dunno what to do with him. He’s a GRUMP. I can’t wait until his ped appointment to make sure there’s not something else going on with him. Hopefully it’s something else like he needs glasses and not like something serious. I’ve decided he’s doesn’t have autism or any other issue, he’s just a musical genius full of emotions and creative energy. Us musicians are always overly emotional and geniuses are usually messed up anyway. Shut up and let me enjoy my denial. Besides, can YOU harmonize to twinkle twinkle?? Didn’t think so.