The other day I gathered my courage and stepped on the scale. I haven’t been a good eater lately I must confess. When there’s this much chaos in my life I have a hard time staying controlled in all areas. So I’ve been eating poorly. I was very surprised when I stepped on the scale though, I’ve still lost about 6 pounds in the past few weeks putting me at a (whopping) 166 pounds. Woooot….the 160’s feel better than the 170’s. Why the heck did I still lose weight? I’ve heard a lot lately about the stress hormone cortisol that makes you fat when you’re stressed. I was VERY stressed the last little while and moving to my house released a lot of that. I knew I had a better metabolism than what was going on…I just knew it.
Isaac has been giggling. It’s wonderful. I actually worked myself breathless and sweaty yesterday just to squeeze out some of those WONDERFUL giggles, they make my heart go pitter patty pat pat. I love it.
Here’s a story for you, you’ll like this. Remember my excess in nipples? And remember how they’re going to be in a documentary? Well, I recorded my bit, lactation and all and uploaded it onto their server and I never actually thought to ask how this documentary will be broadcast. I just thought it was a little thing just for fun, perhaps for a contest? Well how wrong am I? Apparently it’s going to be shown on Channel4 in the UK. One of their more popular stations. HAH. Oops. I guess now a lot of people are going to be watching my extra nipple lactate when I say “mmmm” yes, I said “mmmm” in the film. Ha ha. Could it really be any more funny than that? I had a hard time believing it all but I’ve seen photos of them filming and some footage now so I guess I have to believe it all. I guess I’m famous soon. If I ever go to the UK I’ll have a bunch of people coming up to me asking me to make my nipple lactate. I don’t quite know weather to cry or laugh. I think I wanna do both because it’s all pretty freaking cool. I can’t wait to tell my doctor. I can’t wait to see it. Here’s a clip for you to view of some dude, I think he’s a politician. It makes me giggle when he says mammary.
Anyway, today we’re doing some organizing. I guess I should hop to it then. Ooooo Jill is coming to visit tomorrow and I’m REALLY excited!
Wow, as if having extra nipples weren’t interesting enough as a story you have now been contacted through your blog to appear on a doco. Aaaamazing. If nothing else ever happens in you life you have the best dinner party story right there.
I want to leave a comment, but I honestly don’t know what to say. Amazing!! My daughter would be SO in love with you 😉
Why have two “boots” (boobs) when you can have nine?
well they aren’t really BOOBS persay. Just little nubbins..they look like moles. I was at a party last night and showed them to a room full of strangers who looked at me like I was nuts.
Wait a minute – are you saying the lactating one lactates when you say “Mmmm”? And do the other as well? And do you show that on air?
I participated on a little documentary on extended breastfeeding when my son was 2.5 years old. I nursed him on air, discretely as usual, but still nursing. It was only shown provincially, in Ontario, and I still get comments on it. You are going to be Famous! In the UK anyway.
no, it lactates and I said “mmm” on camera. Just one lactates.
Just read a bunch of your latest posts. For this one you might be interested in reading this post:
It was one of the funniest stories with my redhead.